Well...

I'm going in the style of one "Klassy" who as of today gets the vote for best rsvp response card:

1. Real estate update:
http://www.pluggedincleveland.com/rentals/view.cgi?num=2108

Damn, its cheaper to live there now! Note in the ad the new "no pets" policy. Um, Silk...any comment on that one? Does that include the mice Kukla was always getting?

2. Wedding:
yes, folks, it is really happening. All I really can say is WTF. Silk, when are you coming home, I NEED YOU.

3. Marriage:
what is it all about?

4. I'm bringing this story back...since Klassy shared with us about the "jizz hitting the wall", here is one for her. Back in the days of Dayton, Chief, Lil' John, Niebs, and oh yeah a whole lot of mary jane, one infamous night this crew gathered at a little house on Green Street in the O.D. (that's Oregon District for all you non-native Daytonians). Some hilarity ensued, culminating in Lil' John using a rather vulgar term for vagina, and I'm not talking tiny nina here people, and Klassy SPEWING her beer ACROSS the living room before bursting into apocalyptic laughter. No lie. I'm not sure why I felt compelled to share this blast from my past. Suffice it to say, I've been doing alot of reminiscing of late and just wanted to share and to make Klassy smile.

APB

J.HO
you should call your friend Susanne so she does not have to resort to leaving messages on your parents answering machine and my voicemail. I mean, come on now. Are you not wanting to invite her to your nuptuals? If that's the case, that could get a bit tricky. Como fue El Salvador? Bueno?
Dr. J is coming thru rock the Southwest as of Monday. Look out, Kokopeli. You're going down. Hopefully we can hook up with her ni**a, Frances.

Time to Kill

Silk is right, I haven't been planning the wedding...I am kind of in denial about the whole thing, like its not going to really happen in 8 weeks...in classic j.ho. form, I'm leaving the country for a week to sort things out.
In other news, I've been laid up the last few days with a horrendous head cold, just now am I emerging from the fog...which is good, because I'm just in time to PAR-TAY at the costume party this Saturday. I hope Med.Usa and Sa-lexis are still planning on attending. The theme for this party is "come as a saying/proverb". Well, since the majority of our readership is outside the Cleveland area, I'll tell you my costume: Hooker with a Heart of Gold. Yes, Silk, I'm reaching back to our teenage days as Joey Buttafucco's biy-atches (circa 1995-96) and teasing my hair. Pics will be up early next week.
And, for everyone still bored (although, after watching the horror that is "hip hop harry" we should all be riled up) here is another internet music gem that has provided me with endless hours of entertainment thus far. Enjoy, people, enjoy.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3382491587979249836

My Nephew, Eating an Avocado

Thursday

People, what is going on? A total lack of blogging - that's what. Well here I am with a little sum sum, however, J.ho feel free to come with it mmmmkay? planning the wedding is no excuse b/c I know you are not really planning it. It's going to be a total free for all. I can't wait. I'm going to shave my head and wear duct tape.
So this is the end of a long ass stressed ass week for silk. An anatomy midterm, which i think i rocked, will find out monday, and i was sick as balls with a cold but all better now. So I am cooking lasagna and drinking tea and deciding how to spend my evening. Let me just say that last night, I watched the original "The WIcker Man" from 1973 - anyone else manage to sit thru this hilarious piece of cheese? I was dying. It was pretty amusiing though, all the random nudity and pounding on walls and much more random and amusing singing of nonsense scottish songs. Back to getting all of the boondocks episodes from netflix for me.
We practiced getting up on the table and walking on people in massage class today. Pretty sweet, though a little nerve racking at first. The hamstrings can take some serious weight, man. I then had an after school polarity session with my girl who is using me as her practice - continues to blow my mind how intensley effected I am by that stuff. i dig.
Piddy is departing NorCal tomorrow so should be back here Saturday night, very exciting for me as I have been quite bored in his absence not to mention i miss my dogs!!! This house has been crazy quiet and, in addition to doing foolish things like watch the wicker man and total shit TV, the other night I got 167 lines playing tetris. It was fucking amazing, and i would not be surprised if it is indeed a world record as far as number of lines.
Something I wanted to share, for those of you who may have missed it over at Notes from the Muck -
www.hiphopharry.com/tv1.htm
check that out, make sure there is no food or beverage in your mouth b/c you may very well spit it out.
I guess i am off to play tetris or perhaps watch south parks and feed the cats before they turn on me which it looks like could happen any moment.
holler back, cleveland. i'm lonely.