Attention, Cleveland

I know you are damn cold. 7 degrees for the past 2 days, I hear. Despite this, I thought you'd all like to know that according to Forbes, Cleveland is NOT among the top 10 most miserable cities in the U.S. Whaaaaaa?
That's right. Hard to believe especially when some of the top 10 do include NYC., Philly, L.A., Chicago, Charlotte NC and Providence RI and Stockton and Modesto , CA. Detroit and Flint Mi are the other two, both in the top 3 not surprising, many might expect cleveland to round out the top 3, but no sir.
The rankings are based on commute time, taxes, weather, unemployment and violent crime stats. Now that i think of it, no Baltimore either! Granted, I've spent no time there so have no idea but I'm always reading about how damn realistic the wire is.
Anyhow, Clevelanders should swell with some pride here, I think. Maybe have a par-tay. At the very least call some attention to this miraculous happening. Spread the word, what have you.
In the immortal words of fat boy drew carey, cleveland rocks.
I know it's February and you're all pissed off and depressed. That is because you need to visit a sunny place like santa fe where winter does not have any negative connotations, other that the mass exodus of any driving skill, what little there was to begin with , for all these cowboys in their monster trucks or tricked out hondas. Scary. But seriously, come visit. Don't worry about the bad drivers. We're insured.