this is hilarious
had my Mom lived to her 70's, you bet your ass I would have published a book (or perhaps just ran a website) of the things that she said.
My personal favorite on here is the one about "your brother brought his baby over this morning. He said it could stand. Couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down"
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shit that is hilarious, but i was so fucking baffled the first few times i read this.... i kept thinking, "grandma said that about owen? she called him 'it'?" matt had to explain it to me. i feel really stupid.
10:07 PM
also, i would totally support you in starting some sort of memoir of her utterances anyway, starting with "there's nothing worse than a boatload of pissed off haitians."
10:09 PM
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