Top Who, Top What ( the fuck are ya'll doin' in cleveland!?)

SO, I am grinding away at the ol' grind, which side note, kids, i can hardly wait for the day i move on from this life-sucking job b/c i will NEVER make or serve food for/ to people ever again. coffee or beverages maybe but back to my fab story: so i'm a work and P.diddy comes over from next door to tell me that his manager just saw Dave from the bravo show top chef go into the resaurant across the street. To this i think, mmm probably not because why the sam hell would that be, so i don't really believe it but still encourage someone to go over there and see for sure. Minutes later who do i see chillin' on old market street but the whole damn cast of that fabulous show, except of course tiffany the asshole that no one liked! Crazy!
Harold looked to be big pimpin as he should be since he is the mofo-ing top chef, bitch. Steven looked chachi as ever in a pink button down shirt, on his cell phone with his crazy styled hair and Dave was totally Dave all gay and animated and freaking out.
Mighty exciting for me, let me tell you. Make fun all you want, i don't mind. My questions, clearly, are WTF are they doing here and WhyTF did they eat diner at GLBC? That's not top chef food! They should have been at the double F across they way leaving P.diddy a fat tip nd buying me drinks! for sure. Ah, well. Another dream shattered... moving on...