Blog-a-licious!: January 2008

Volvo Sighting

Well, we had to move down the controversial post, and let it be known it certainly was not meant to upset anyone. So, thought I'd give a little OC update. I was driving home tonight and decided to meander down W45, you know, for old time's sake. Well, I 'bout crashed into Porkchop when I saw a beat up yellow Volvo wagen parked right in front of the 1828! Is Ed back? Or just the Volvo? Or what? The lights were all on in the house, but I couldn't see in. It would be great if whoever is now living there would have a party so we could crash.

Anyway, obviously, not much going on here in the O.C.

"Audit"

SO I totally jacked this from another blog, but felt I had to, as the never ending humor of scientology should amuse us all. those crazy fuckers.
These are questions asked to potential newbies in the "auditing" process, to see whether or not they are L Ron material.
enjoy.
Maybe I'll go thru and answer a few,,,

• Have you ever enslaved a population?
I've merely TRIED to

• Have you ever debased a nation's currency?

• Have you ever killed the wrong person?
by accident, does that count?

• Have you ever torn out someone's tongue?
by accident, does that count?

• Have you ever been a professional critic?

• Have you ever wiped out a family?
wtf?

• Have you ever tried to give sanity a bad name?
wtf?
• Have you ever consistently practiced sex in some unnatural fashion?

• Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive?

• Have you ever made love to a dead body?

• Have you ever engaged in piracy?
No way! That is some crazy fucked up shit!

• Have you ever been a pimp?

• Have you ever eaten a human body?

• Have you ever disfigured a beautiful thing?

• Have you ever exterminated a species?

• Have you ever been a professional executioner?

• Have you given robots a bad name?

• Have you ever set a booby trap?

• Have you ever failed to rescue your leader?

• Have you driven anyone insane?

• Have you ever killed the wrong person?
didn't they already ask this one? FINE. maybe this one time.

• Is anybody looking for you?

• Have you ever set a poor example?
I can only hope so as I strive to, everyday

• Did you come to Earth for evil purposes?

• Are you in hiding?
duh. I live in new mexico

• Have you systematically set up mysteries?
what the hell does that mean? and yes, all the time.

• Have you ever made a practice of confusing people?
just really young children

• Have you ever philosophized when you should have acted instead?
I've never acted instead

• Have you ever gone crazy?
clearly this is a required YES for the induction

• Have you ever sought to persuade someone of your insanity?

• Have you ever deserted, or betrayed, a great leader?

• Have you ever smothered a baby?
hmmmm.. I've NEVER shaken one.

• Do you deserve to have any friends?
obviously not

• Have you ever castrated anyone?
in my mind

• Do you deserve to be enslaved?

• Is there any question on this list I had better not ask you again?

• Have you ever tried to make the physical universe less real?

• Have you ever zapped anyone?

• Have you ever had a body with a venereal disease? If so, did you spread it?

OC Progressive Dinner

Some classic shots of our Mabel Court Dinner with special guests Roxanne and Bob:

Srinivas made a delicious stew and couscous

Helen, Roxanne, and Bob enjoy some apps and wine

Srinivas helps Aunt Helen open her selection

Special Reminder to OC'ers: Game Night is this Saturday at Merugu Mahal! Be There!

moving along

i guess I alone find humor in the green screen Horror In the Wind pics. Therefore, I thought I'd move 'em on down the page and fortunately have another ACTUAL olan mills photo to throw in the mix. It came up as a blank question mark in the email I received, thankfully Vikki noticed it's absence in the original post and sent it my way.
Medusa, I expect that you will have a little something to say, if only an exclamation of delight -?

That is some fucked up shit in below post, I must say. Pardon my typo, it's Olan Mills not Milla.
Here are some more photos at which you may laugh, enjoy:

in other news...

First off, let me disturb the rest of you as I have just been:
Yesterday, I began using Fitday.com, again, for about the 3rd time in my life. It is set up to keep track of allll that is eaten everyday and tells you the nutrition info, etc.
So, today I type in "milk", to add a glass of milk that I consumed earlier with the chocolate pecan pie (this is the idea, that seeing the pie in print will make me think twice, of course it's best to eat it and clear my house. of course)
anyway, "milk" brought up about 200 results from the type in a food to add a food already exisiting menu thing. The SECOND food choice on the list is "Milk, human".
WTF!?!
Infants do not, cannot, log onto computers, onto diet sites, in order to keep tabs on their daily consumption. What then, is the meaning of this?
I for one do not know that I want to know.
Sick.
Secondly, I have just received a very lengthy email from Dr. J aka Grandma containing numerous photos, allegedly from Olan Milla, a photo studio in Cleveland popular for the senior high school pictures, family photos , etc. I will upload some for our amusement even though I feel kind of bad. I think it's Ok though, since I am not including the ones that I think would be the meanest*. *It is not that poor mans fault that Olan Mills made him look retarded (course, he may be retarded, either way -)
here you are: