I'm Out!

See you sweaty asses next week, I am off to comic con to chill with Piddy, Hilary Swank, and Deepak Chopra, to drop a few names. The summer is GONE, for Silk. I'm on a coast to coast to southwest whirlwind these next weeks, but despite this we must all catch up. Or my life will be all the lacking, an this is not acceptable. So I will see ya'll later -
note: not that anyone cares BUT, Afrikka and #1 Squatter were spotted, together in the OC immideate area... Intersant.

Top Who, Top What ( the fuck are ya'll doin' in cleveland!?)

SO, I am grinding away at the ol' grind, which side note, kids, i can hardly wait for the day i move on from this life-sucking job b/c i will NEVER make or serve food for/ to people ever again. coffee or beverages maybe but back to my fab story: so i'm a work and P.diddy comes over from next door to tell me that his manager just saw Dave from the bravo show top chef go into the resaurant across the street. To this i think, mmm probably not because why the sam hell would that be, so i don't really believe it but still encourage someone to go over there and see for sure. Minutes later who do i see chillin' on old market street but the whole damn cast of that fabulous show, except of course tiffany the asshole that no one liked! Crazy!
Harold looked to be big pimpin as he should be since he is the mofo-ing top chef, bitch. Steven looked chachi as ever in a pink button down shirt, on his cell phone with his crazy styled hair and Dave was totally Dave all gay and animated and freaking out.
Mighty exciting for me, let me tell you. Make fun all you want, i don't mind. My questions, clearly, are WTF are they doing here and WhyTF did they eat diner at GLBC? That's not top chef food! They should have been at the double F across they way leaving P.diddy a fat tip nd buying me drinks! for sure. Ah, well. Another dream shattered... moving on...

Fireworks all around

So I just rolled out of bed, which in my opinion, our forefathers would want everyone to sleep in until 11:00 AM everyday, but they failed to articulate that in their writings.

So much to say. Working at the Mediterranean Food Store continues to be HILARITY. Had my daily visit from B.H. yesterday (name withheld at his daughter's request for her sake), and he just cracks me up. He rarely purchases anything, just toddles around the store asking deep questions like, "does all cheese weigh the same amount?"

Planning for the big wedding and having some trouble finding a hall. Slacker Nasty Nate has failed to secure the Masonic Temple which would have been the perfect spot. I don't even think he tried. So last night we were out on Banks Road for dinner joined by Fiesty Liberal and Eddie. They were making all kinds of suggestions, just throwing stuff out and then F.L. practically jumps out of her chair and says "I've got it! The perfect spot! There is this BEAUTIFUL old Czech club on Clark and W. 44, it is so BEAUTIFUL, really it is great, it would be a great place for a reception." Since Taj and I are driving home we decide to swing by and check it out.

Well, I don't know if F.L. has been there recently, but the BEAUTIFUL Czech hall has a bullet-shattered glass front door and a big big sign that says "Million Dollar Gentlemen's Club--Live Entertainment" on the front. Yes, an excellent choice for a reception.

Well, gots to get ready for the big world cup match between Germany and Italy. Oh yeah, we know who's going to win. Prepare for Ein Grosses Whup Ass as my people regain their football glory!

Go West...

life is peaceful there, go west, in the open air...
Yeah that's right. A little PetShopBoyz, for you , Nasty Nate, despite the fact that you do not visit blog-a-licious, and i rarely see you in the real world. But anyway, I am TOTALLY heeding the advice of the all-knowing petshop boys, and going west: FIRST to a film festival in san diego for Piddy's big-time big screen debut, SECOND to visit Santa Fe and find a place to call home for the next year, possibly more and FINALLY to move on out to new mex and study the fabulous healing art of massotherapy. Just thought I'd announce that on the licious in case anyone didn't know. So, friends of Silky, get your QT in while I am still here, which would be the rest of summer, which is flying by like a mofo on a jetpack.
I truly do want to go camping, somewhere not too far of a drive but a nice spot. I think it could be done. Don't you ? MJ and VSL headed to PA at some point today, i hope they've got nice dry weather. We should go visit my aunt and uncle in PA, since they have a sweet hot tub on their deck and they are good times. Who's down? leave a comment.
Today started nice n easy with sleeping in and bomb ass beer batter waffles courtesy of mama carole. Then, grocery shopping and laundry and chill time with Dr.J and posse, Rufus in tow, as he cannot bear to be left alone. at all. ever. understandable, i suppose. i am always speculating the roots of his emotional/behavioral issues. Won't know for certain until he starts talking back, which should be any day now.
So, ummmmm, yeah. I just finished my online student loan app. and thought i would cruise on over to the blog and say whassup. no RT, no pics yet, my rambling text is all i can offer from this frigidly air conditioned dining room in west park. Maybe i will download commander keen, computer video game of my youth that has recently made a massively time consuming comeback, onto dr. Js computer...
maybe i will go eat more watermelon. mmmmmmm.
More later ; 0